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Because South Kensington is so Gangsta', daaahling...

This rather delightful piece of street art snapped by Yours Truly near Gloucester Road Tube in the early afternoon. Correct me if I'm wrong, but surely South Kensington is the least of our worries when it comes to knife crime?

I've yet to see two investment bankers getting at it with their Global or WMF kitchen cleavers, whacking themselves to death with designer kitchenware and the latest in precision meat carving...but if you have, I'm willing to pay a rather obnoxious sum of money for the pictures.

Is This The Most Useless Man In London?

Forget the certain London MP and Government Whip who owned two homes equidistant from Westminster, or perhaps the wide variety of cronies that both Mayors of London have employed in the past, together with their various indiscretions, from dinner with the hobby horse to downright cronyism. Ladies & Gentlemen, we have the most useless man in London politics, a sheer waste of space, a vacuous waste of money and a man who has no parallel when it comes to putting foots in mouths and bums in cabs.

Brian Coleman is the London Assembly member for Barnet & Camden in North London. Not that anyone in Camden would admit voting for him. As a former LB Camden man, I personally blame Barnet for keeping him in place. From calling a London MP 'ditzy' for calling in the fire brigade after funny noises from her boiler, to shamelessly claiming over 10,000 pounds on taxis when members of the London Assembly already receive a Zone 1-6 Travelcard free, nothing seems to be taboo for what many round here call 'The Toad'. Nor does he seem to have any shame in engaging in the sort of behavior that the Telegraph would be more than happy to label 'completely outragrous'. Brian happens to hold the distinct honour of being the last London AM to publish his expenses, and only after a rather nasty blasting from ol' Boris himself. The list, as you can imagine, goes on far longer than I can be bothered to elaborate upon in one short post.

Could this be the most useless man in London? I certainly think so.

London Learns of Jackson's Death

"Michael Jackson's dead," said a young, tall, blonde woman whilst talking excitedly with her friends in a tunnel at Bank station. This was the only phrase I caught.

Neither child nor adult, black nor white, man nor woman, guilty nor innocent. Michael Jackson was a blank canvass of a man. He tried to please everyone. As I sat on the underground last night watching the news spread like wildfire through the tunnels and carriages, it seemed that he really got close.

On the tube, two young men, one Black-American, one White-British were speaking animatedly.
"He died broke in the end ... Absolute legend ... Heart attack." 
"Excuse me, sorry, who's died?" I asked.
"Michael Jackson." The American replied.
"No way, I heard a girl saying it earlier, but I didn't believe it. When did it happen?"
"About an hour ago." 
"Everyone already knows."
"Yeah, my mate got it on his iPhone just before we left the pub," said the British man.
"It's already in the LA times," added the American man.
"I'm really sad, even if he was possibly a criminal," I said.
"Ah, that thing with the kids, it's just people chasing money. Money talks," said the American man

A thirty-something pale blonde woman, wearing pearl earings and work-dress, turned to the man to her side, a Mediterranean looking stranger, wearing a sharp grey suit and pink shirt.
She said: "Oh the poor man, only fifty. He never had a childhood, always pushed into the limelight, even when he was a boy. Such a shame.
The grey-suited man said: "Anyone in their twenties to thirties will be defined by this man."
They continued talking about him demonstrating great knowledge of his biography and discography.

Across the carriage was a light-skinned black-British boy in his early twenties. A black man with a shaved head looked earnestly out from his t-shirt. Dates commemorating his life; nineteen-sixty-something to nineteen-ninety-something were printed below. Next to him was a Nepali-looking girl with a British accent. The boy asked who had died and I explained.
"He was supposed to be playing the O2, wasn't he?" the boy said.
"Yeah, he was," I replied.
He and his date looked stunned for the rest of the journey.

As I got off the train I looked at my phone. An friend of mine had sent me a message: "Michael Jackson's dead."

Hypocrisy in our time - MP expenses scandal

by Chris Dalby

The MP expenses scandal has succeeded in doing what years of policy announcements, Commons debates and campaign events utterly failed to: re-galvanise the British public’s interest in the political system. To hear the ways in which MPs that have been using tax money as their own piggy bank are being held to account would make the architects of democracy weep for joy. It is all the more shameful then that this outrage rests upon a foundation of utter hypocrisy.

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'Over There' Review: Whither the European Union?

Over There' in London: timely commentary on EU’s current political troubles

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Mark Ravenhill’s unconventional play about identical twins who are reunited after growing up in east and west Germany travelled from London to Berlin this spring. Our London reviewer calls it a timely commentary on the EU’s current political troubles. Our Berlin reviewer wonders if the British director reproaches the Germans with the repression of history. Cross-reviews from the Royal Court and Schaubühne theatre

London review by Sara Mojtehedzadeh

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Pro-tamil protests grow in Westminster, London

For the past 6 weeks pro-Tamil protesters have held a continuous presence outside the Houses of Parliament, demonstrating for the UK government to do more to to help the Tamils in Sri Lanka.

Tamil Photo courtesy of flickr user Travis_Pictures, taken on 11th May in Westminster

In the last 24 hours the protests have grown to around 2000 people with Westminster Bridge jammed with traffic, buses unable to move and Parliament square blocked off to all cars. The sit down protest start growing early afternoon and by 7pm, the police had built up a heavy presence and ambulances were on stand by on the bridge. However, the protest was remaining peaceful with many demonstrators sat on the ground chanting.

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The Unquiet American

Article and photos by Alexandra Cacciatore

2nd April 2009

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It’s time for me to come clean in two ways. First, I have never been to a protest. For the past week and half, the media in London has been rabidly spinning the G20 summit. The casual observer might have noticed that the local press seemed to be giving more coverage to the protests and supposed violence surrounding the summit than to the actual events and issues. It’s only the leaders of the top twenty economies getting together to talk about why the world is falling to pieces, yet the media swirled itself around a few sound bites about “bankers being strung up”. Pssst, I think it was meant metaphorically.

Second confession: I am an American and as such, am used to a slightly fear mongering media. Fox News, anyone? Perhaps, my second confession also explains the first. In his documentary that looks at the American healthcare system/ fiasco, Michael Moore suggests that the reason Americans are less inclined to protest or strike has to do with the fact that we have fewer social safety nets to fall back upon. If an American’s participation in public demonstration were to result in no longer having a job, that individual would suffer heavy financial consequences such as the loss of their job-sponsored healthcare. In case you Euros didn’t know, nearly half of all bankruptcies in the US are the direct or indirect result of medical costs. Compound that with the fact the average household has $12,000 of credit card debt (not mortgage or education related, just credit cards) and you can why Joe American might be stars and stripes terrified of protesting their own government, let alone capitalism.

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Protests against the G20 Summit in London

by Naomi Christie
London, 2nd April 2009

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G20 Protesters on the fringes of the exclusion zone of the ExCeL building in London were out-numbered by press and police on Thursday.

Many potential protesters were walked away from the site of the protest early, where peaceful protests the came from a wide range of groups showing little cohesion with one another.

People campaigning against the attendance of the chair of the New Partnership for Africa Development, Meles Zanawi, were the strongest voice. Protesters accused Zanawi, who is Ethiopia's prime minister, of brutality against the people of the Ogaden region.

Placards for groups as disparate as the Socialists Workers Party, and the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament were to be seen alongside individuals who attended in their own right.

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G20 London Summit: "A summit like no other"

London Summit Family PhotoLondon, 3rd April 2009. After G20 leaders agreed a mind boggling trillion dollar plan to tackle the global financial crisis, Gordon Brown declared that the London summit marked “the day the world came together to fight back against the global recession”, and the beginning of a “new world order”. President Obama heralded it as “historic" and "unprecedented”. But, how momentous was the London summit yesterday?


Fun and games at the summit family photo (Photo: Richard Lewis, Newsteam.co.uk/London Summit Flickr stream)

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Thousands attend London 'Put People First' protest

Colourful banners, interesting costumes and musical instruments were present along the Thames last Saturday as thousands gathered in London as part of the first protests related to the G20 summit on the financial crisis in East London this Thursday.

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Oxford vs Cambridge Boat Race - in pictures

Today, there was much messing about in boats on the river Thames in leafy green South West London. Earlier this afternoon, rowers from Britain's historic universities, Oxford and Cambridge, slugged it out in the 155th boat race. However, there was much other activity on, and by, the river throughout the day...

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Pick of the Week in London

Here's cafebabel london’s choice selection on what's happening in capital in the coming week (30 March - 05 April)

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The London teams first event

The new Cafe Babel London team recently held their first event, held jointly with the Grimshaw society.

Entitled European Defence Policy: Where next? Josh Arnold-Forster, former special adviser to John Reid at the Ministry of Defence, spoke to a packed room on his view of the European Defence Policy. The talk led to a lively discussion between all attending and was followed by a drinks reception at the LSE.

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Joschka Fischer takes a gloomy view on Europe

By Fanny Hass,
London, 18th March 2009

joschka_fisher_at_lse “We, as Europeans, are not able to do our homework. If we do not act stronger, history will beat us up!”

When Joschka Fischer, Germany’s former minister for foreign affairs, came to speak at the London School of Economics at the end of February, he did not carry too many positive words in his luggage. Instead he jolted every EU enthusiast from blurry dreams about our ‘well’ functioning institution. But rather than being a turn-off for aggrieved listeners, Fischer’s remarks gave cause to inspire and motivate one or another to get even more involved in creating a successful future for the European Union.
(Joschka Fischer, former German foreign minister and vice chancellor, 1998-2005 Photo: Fanny Haas)

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Pick of the Week in London

This is cafebabel london’s choice selection on what's happening in capital in the coming week (23-29 March).
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Vox Pop - Should Britain join the Euro?

The Cafe Babel London team took to the streets of London with a video camera to find out what the general public thought. This is what a couple of randomly selected people said on the Southbank opposite the Houses of Parliament. Certainly makes interesting viewing!

Two Irish girls on the Southbank

A man on stilts gives his view - Oh Lordy, is Britain really not that Eurosceptic afterall, or has the world really gone sideways?!


Women's rally in London

By Naomi Christie
London, 9th March 2009

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(Women marching the streets of London on 7 March 2009. Photo: Naomi Christie)

Women rallied in London last Saturday for an end to male violence.

The event, One Million Women Rise, did not achieve the high numbers it had forecast with stewards estimating a turnout of only 5,000 women and children.

A variety of women spoke out against domestic violence, sexual abuse and rape at the event, with speakers from the UK and support from organisations across the world.

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Jack Straw quizzed on civil liberties at the LSE

By Naomi Christie
9th March 2009

Jack Straw speaking at the LSE Audience members were keen to probe the lord chancellor on controversial decisions on civil liberties at a public lecture last Tuesday at the London School of Economics.

Lord chancellor and justice secretary Jack Straw spoke on his political role in relation to questions such as legal aid. After the lecture the audience questions drifted on to civil liberties.

Jack Straw, Lord Chancellor/Secretary of State for Justice, speaking at the LSE (Photo: Naomi Christie)

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European Defence Policy: What next?

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A joint event between Cafe Babel London and the LSE Grimshaw Society.

The former Special Adviser to John Reid is coming to the LSE to talk about European Defence Policy.

Josh Arnold-Forster was special adviser to John Reid at the Ministry of Defence from 2005 to 2006. Josh has over seven years experience as a successful political consultant supporting major companies to win large and complex defence contracts. He is a government relations and public procurement specialist providing strategic counsel on issues ranging from the development of military requirements to trade union restructuring.Recently Josh has spent time in Afghanistan providing research and policy advice to a major inter-governmental organisation.

This is the first event of the new London team and we'd love you to come along. If you want to find out more please email us at london@cafebabel.com

Hope to see you there!

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Time: 18h30
Venue: room 213, New Academic Building, London School of Economics (Sardina Street/Lincoln Inn's Field) Map

What do the European Elections mean for London?

The European Elections in June come in the thick of the financial and economic crisis. What prospects can the main parties offer to lift the UK and other EU member states out of the morass? Specifically what will the Elections mean for London? What do Londoners expect from their MEPs? Come to meet those MEPs who are standing again and also some candidates new to the European scene at a "HUSTINGS" in the St. Bride Foundation, 14 Bride Lane off Fleet Street. EC4Y 8EQ on FRIDAY 27th MARCH at 5.30 pm.

Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, Green and UKIP representatives will each set out their stall and answer questions from an audience drawn from the media and the City. SPEAKERS:

Gerard Batten (UKIP MEP) Jonathan Fryer (Lib Dem candidate) Jean Lambert (Green MEP) Kevin McGrath (Labour candidate) Dr Charles Tannock (Conservative MEP – tbc) MODERATOR: Steve Oram, Chairman of the London Press Club

Followed by wine and refreshments



To reserve a place, please register by emailing

anna.arki@londonpressclub.co.uk

This event is supported by the Central London European Group

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