This rather delightful piece of street art snapped by Yours Truly near Gloucester Road Tube in the early afternoon. Correct me if I'm wrong, but surely South Kensington is the least of our worries when it comes to knife crime?

I've yet to see two investment bankers getting at it with their Global or WMF kitchen cleavers, whacking themselves to death with designer kitchenware and the latest in precision meat carving...but if you have, I'm willing to pay a rather obnoxious sum of money for the pictures.